In the words of the great jehuyeah i was talking to Jehu...haha that guy is a character. i did a whole lotta nothing agai ntoday, planned my trip for this week. I'm going to disneyland tomorrow morning and staying at Reah's apartment ..then chillin..then going to Jade's graduation party. Gonna chill for a week, with rowena and irma and reah..and hopefully bryan and brand and jade. Soo.. i packed my hairs all wet. I went on finapix..i'm 13th on the top 50 for females 18-21. that's pretty good...wow.. i didn't know that was possible without showing boobs or g-strings.. i made another quiz Because Zach B. cheated horribly and got a 100% hahaha...sheesh..so i made a harder one. So i'm gonna eat something and sleep a little earlier than usual...1 o clock? hahaha..
littlejuanny: my friends are being mean to me
YeLLoDuCKiE1: which friends?
littlejuanny: steve namely
YeLLoDuCKiE1: pfft he's always been a dick
littlejuanny: yeah he is
YeLLoDuCKiE1: he doesn't care much about other people...i have first hand experience...
littlejuanny: so do i
YeLLoDuCKiE1: yeah i remember hearing about the car antenna..
littlejuanny: that was mean
YeLLoDuCKiE1: yeah it was.
littlejuanny: It left a bruise
YeLLoDuCKiE1: ew !
littlejuanny: he is a bastard
YeLLoDuCKiE1: i kept wondering why you put up with all of that through the year
littlejuanny: eh its funny when its not happening to you

freaking A, Mom!!! ok..first she changes her mind yesterday..then she changes it about something today...i changed my plans twice for her god dammit. She can't keep doing this to me. FUCK. my original plan was to be picked up at 8:30...go to disneyland with jason and rachel, MEET scottie and chris after i meet bryan..meet up with her friends..blah blah have fun right? then go home with bryan, end of story? NOPE. Well...she changed her mind about Bryan's house..so now its Ermas...Rachel failed to inform me that she had no purpose of going early and that she would get in trouble if Jason drove her..and she told me the only reason we were leaving early was so that i could meet up with bryan and walk in the park for a bit with him...ER...WHAT??! dude...she's the reason i'm fucking going in the first place...this whole thing is giving me a headache. And its 7:30 in the morning right now...my mom was complaining yesterday that she had no money...so she was gonna wake me up early so we could go to the bank and then she'd drop me at rachel's...we were gonna have breakfast and stuff...see the thing is..she was gonna take me AT 7 ! freaking A, she left me and went tot he bank very early this morning without me. FUCKING A. So now the plan is MUY jumbled. So much for planning....good god. So far the plan is...wait till someone figures out i'm missing...get picked up ...go to Disneyland a very annoyed lil camper...

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NEWsFLASH: womanly wiles. oy, i feel horrible. today and tomorrow are gonna suck big ones. And my family HAD to tempt me with GREAT sugary food today...eh i was about to watch little women when my mom told me to get dressed because we were goin to Sharky's. we get there, i order a quesadilla, loaded with steak and cheese. Well i can't eat a lot of it..and eh..i just drink a lot of lemonade to try and feel better. We get togo boxes and take one car to Valermo St. Andrew's Abbey. After the grandmas finished praying and exporling we drove around..the chrystallaire neighborhood for old white folks...lol...anyhoo..we went to Charlie browns and got dried fruit, honey and shakes.. i got a banana one...strike two for me. So my dad gets gas at Shell and i'm feelin it...I'm totally out..my cramps really got worse. I got home and laid on the bed for a while. Yay my mom bought heat things for my tummy...i'm such a little baby.

Kama su-what? ok, so ..these thermapad things that i've had on my abdomen are helping with taking the pain away from the horrid cramps..but they made my legs all weak. I'm even more fatigued than ever..hopefully it goes away on friday. Sooo..i sat under the ceiling fan in the guest room and watched a LOT of tv. I sat there for 6 hours with the damn heat pad attached to me. I watched the last half of that real world movie...eh i dunno what to think about it. i watched and said all the dialogue to Ace Ventura, Pet Detective..the FIRST ONE...that was great. I watched Evolution with david duchovney and that 7 up guy. Orlando something. anyhoo...that was dumb..but weirdlyy sceintific at the same time. thennn after everyone fell asleep promptly at 11..the Kama Sutra Movie came on the digital cable. It was surprisingly un-pornographic. More like..sensual...and based on a love story..almost made me wanna puke...that's why i didn't watch the rest of it. And the only positions that they demonstrated fully was lotus position...well..it is the most interesting one..sheesh. I mean there was a lady in the movie teaching it to women and courtesans ..they had to practice on EACH OTHER. if i were a guy, i'd be turned on by the upsidedown kissing and standing on the head thing...but i'm not too excited really when it comes to watching two women..in fact i'm pretty much sickened by the image. I think i'm gonna go cry in a corner now.

Kiss my ass, military !ooh god, last night...my father was telling me about his new boss that's moving here. This "boss" has a child going into high school. So, from the great results that I had, my father decided to e-mail and promote QHHS to his new "boss". Well...good god. MY dad told me that his new "boss" didn't want his kid going to such a liberal school where gays and lesbians roam freely. I was flabberghasted to hear such a response from a supposed "Authority figure". It irritates me beyond belief to hear such things to come from so-called mature adults. How is my father supposed to take this crap from his future boss? So..because i went to a liberal school, does tha mean i'm "GAY"? oh my goodness no. Dude...QHHS was horrible for the homosexuals that i knew. They were made fun of and ridiculed by people of the same mentality as my dad's "boss". I knew some brilliant homosexuals. Very intelligent and talented. Who is this guy trying to kid? I mean, if you shelter your child in a private school environment...they'll be so naive after high school. In public school, you face real issues and social problems. That's the only way to learn. It angers me to know that America's leaders are horrible people. Someone's sexual preference does NOT determine their intelligence, success and/or friendship. We are all people. And people do not treat each other with such harsh biases or prejudices. But hey, then again we need assholes like that. You need people to be wrong before you can set them right.


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one boring eventful day i get a lot of those. Suddenly the time and my energy just passes. i knew that i wouldn't do anything at all today. so i took the initiative to bake some peanut butter snickerdoodles. Just sugar cookies with peanut butter, rolled in sugar and cinnamon. They are probably the best cookies i've ever made. They're so yummy, and of course i hid a stash for myself. I started to Play super mario brothers 2: Yoshi's Island on mark's tv...smells like ...something weird in his room, very familiar to me..er i can't put my finger on it... but anyhoo..i played the first stage OVER AND OVER again..i wanted to get a perfect score...but i kept getting so close. 55, 67, 77, 88, and finally 99..then i gave up..that kinda annoyed me..i prolly reset the stage like 12 times. I'm horrible at video games..and it was an easy one too...gah. Anyway, i don't remember what i watched..but iwent on the internet a lot..i made another site layout. Starstruck Barbie 2.0 And checked out findapix...dude i'm on the top 50 for girls 18-21. Yay last i checked i was 17th..but prolly am at like 50 cuz people are mean on that site. They cheat. There'sa pic of that girl from smallville on there...and i wanna know how many of my votes are sincere. Oh yeah, i remember i watched the majority of Sister Act 2, the one with the choir. hahaha.. i mean the one with Lauryn Hill and Jennifer Love Hewitt. Then i remember watching Shrek with the grandmas. I think i'm going to assimilate Shrek's vocabulary and diction.. "That'll do.." "Oh for the love of Pete " "Hold th' phone..!" "Compensating for something.." "I have to save my ass." "Oh that wasn't very nice, he's just a donkey..." Anyhoo. After that, some people dropped by outta nowhere. I surfed the net a bunch...talked to chris about finapix, it was hilarious. Thennnn...we ate dinner, my dad came home with corn to boil and chicken to BBQ. He also was talking about coloring his hair..he's getting to that "age" now. And since he's getting that ear surgery...he feels REALLY old. Meh..48? Uh-oh i sense mid life crisis approaching. We ate outside in the dusty wind with the grandmas. Mark left abruptly for some band meeting where everyone will complain about the new "prices" to be in band. Haha...too bad for them. Requiring volunteer hours from parents like mine is impossible..my mom works 7 days a week...days and night shifts. My dad's just lazy. Our family has no problem paying the fees. But see the thing is..most familys can't. A family can provide either one or the other ..but not both volunteerism and money. Sheesh, it makes band seem not to important to some people now. Or more...depending on who it is. Moving on ...10 minutes later i hear the door slam shut as if someone had come in from the outside...and i saw no one..and allofasudden...Mark pops from the stairs screaming..and well you guessed it, i screamed too. Meh...later we played som Killer instinct and super mario RPG: Legend of the 7 stars. Mark wouldn't let me play really. and after he farted on me..i ran into his closet to search for his "infamous" money stash. No luck..because he kicked me outta the room, half strangling me on the way out. So..i went to the guest room, stuffed pillows in my shirt..front and back...but my skateboarding helmet on..[the pink one with the metallica stickers.] and i charged into the room looking for the money. No such luck again. Anyhoo my mom came home and i asked her if i could go to Disneyland..turns out..I CAN..YEEHAW. And i stayed downstairs..watched the rat pack. Got bored after the sex was done..so i came up here to relay my boring eventful day to you all.

2 P's : Pipes and Porn Today is Danny's b-day. Chris and i planned to get him a cake and decorate it. So i woke up early has breakfast, waited till noon, yanno to give chris time to sleep....called him up...he came..we went to Vons. Bought two chocolate cakes , decorations and baby cereal for Rachel. She had her wisdom teeth pulled out. We drove to her house to bring her the baby food...we also decorated the cake there...oh it was such a great cake. it had a story to go with it. We took a duck bill and stuck it out of the top of the cake...drew feathers all over and stuck two grapes as eyes. It was hilarious..."The pet duck that we bought you, saw the boobs on the cake and flew into it, in a horny rage.." hahaha. yeah that's the best cake EVER. Scottie came by and tagged along when we went to drop the cake off at Danny's. Luckily he was home...Christ was there. Megan and sosko showed up too. Yeah he looks like he don't care much about anything really. I gave danny his cake and handcuffs for..later use. hahaha. We chilled playing with the "Gazelle". Finally after bickering a little with Megan we caravan-ed to the mall..i rode with christ. chris followed horribly in the date rape box. We walked about the mall aimlessly...i met Thomas at the cell phone stand thing...he's nice. We shopped for lighters and smokes. No one really bought anything, except sosko who bought more butane for his lighter..which he can't find. I saw a lighter and case set that was periwinkle...i wanna get it. i need $cash$ though. Christ bought a 10 dollar game...er mario 64? i don't remember. We drove to video liquidators and walked behind the red doors. Megan was kinda disgusted that i did.."You're going TOO Jen??" hahah well it wasn't TOO exciting. Geez. The guys were reiterating stories of going past the red doors. Like when they took chrissy....he was standing in the gay porn section and didn't know it. I love how you have to bag your movies once you step out of the red doors. I walked up and down the aisles saying " opp have that one..." Some old men looked at me weird. YES i reached the desired effect. HAHAHA. There were some hilarious titles in there and some just looked ridiculous. Yikes. Danny was worried that his mom would find out about his 30 dollar dvd porn...and christ was like "Well would she rather you start smoking or buying porn?" Lung cancer Vs. blindness...hahaha Anyhoo...we stepped out and found christ and megan oogling a car accident tha happened in the parking lot. Yeah the lady was screaming " ANYONE GOT A CELL PHONE??" Christ has one...and is standing closer to the lady...yet he points to me, who is nearly still in the store...I didn't wanna give her my phone either, she was crazy ! Oh man...then christ drove me home so that he could pick up Kelso later. the others went to another porn store... Meh i just lounged at home eating periodically...meh i can't believe i came home before 6...this is so BORING.

RANDOM RATEAPIX guy...
sirlord 23 ian: hello
DJdizzyDuck: what's shakin'?
sirlord 23 ian: nuttin much
sirlord 23 ian: r u bz?
DJdizzyDuck: er, not that i know of.
sirlord 23 ian: oh ok
sirlord 23 ian: sorry to bother
DJdizzyDuck: what?
sirlord 23 ian: im sorry for bothering u
sirlord 23 ian: i got ur sn from find a pic
DJdizzyDuck: oh..well i never said you were bothering or interuppting..
DJdizzyDuck: where'd you get that idea?
sirlord 23 ian: i dunno
sirlord 23 ian: but im really sorrie ok?
DJdizzyDuck: why are you apologizing?
sirlord 23 ian: coz i bothered u
sirlord 23 ian: anyways
sirlord 23 ian: wats ur name?
DJdizzyDuck: you didn't bother me in the first place...
DJdizzyDuck: i'm Jenn
sirlord 23 ian: nice to meet u jenn
sirlord 23 ian: where in the bay u from?
DJdizzyDuck: was born in Frisco.
sirlord 23 ian: so ur from frisco?
sirlord 23 ian: where in frisco?
sirlord 23 ian: 510 here
DJdizzyDuck: dude..i gotta go..
omg i had to cut off that convo, cuz that guy was annoying me. who identifies themselves with area codes? i mean really. its like for people who live on the outskirts of a specific code..like a person from lancaster saying their from LA, thats so...nerdy ! yo i hate it when people apologize over and over again. its like they're not listening to you ! omg, i hate that ~!! and then when people ask for my name and "fail" to mention their own names...its like they need a name to go with the pic so they can...eh..don't wanna think about it...omg...ew. ok am i wrong or...does "Not that i know of " mean something else than what it is? geez...who doesn't understand that?! obviously, not that guy. And wait i'm guessing that guy's name is Ian. But it would've been nice to say..instead of just implying..yanno...etiquette.

dance major? MEH, that was a tremendously long day. OY, i woke up at around9, had some bacon, eggs and pancake. just one ~! haha, well rach, chris and hannah showed up first. Rach started crimping her hair, hannah started ironing shirts..chris burned another copy of the cd on my computer. Raci showed up and watched X-men evolution with my brother. Some episode consisting of Spike and Storm having some issues with crazy african tribesmen. Jason showed up at 10:30...we practiced a little. we just waited for the gay-bros © and garett. they finally came, an hour later, we practiced our butts off. We figured out a beginning sequence.. Raci and I were swaying trees in the wind. hahaha, the guys did the matrix. we practiced inside...and outside....in groups...in pairs and someone did it by himself...coughchriscough...We cleaned for about 3 hours, espcially the last half...snacking and drinking water periodically. We had about 3 real run throughs. Everyone jumped in the shower...not at the same time. Changed...got ready, loaded the chairs...blah. Chris just HAD to lock his keys in the car. [slap on the forehead]. we drove to the mall brought the chairs in. practiced in a hall for a bit...went to the backstage..prayed as usual. Got on stage, realized it was longer and not as wide as we thought it would be. It was ok. HAHAHA the beginning was hilarious. Hannah set a weird precedent...we got more "OHH that musta hurt" comments than actual cheers. She play fell and the stage was hollow, so she made a really loud noise. Oh it was great, i kinda almost jumped myself. But we were so ON. It was weird. Then Brand was really cute fanning himself with his hat and throwing it aside. then the screaming part came...i crawled through raci's legs...everyone did acrobatic stuff...toe touches. But Brand...made the crowd cringe in a good way. He did a cartwheel, toetouch combo ending in the splits.. god then the janet part came, i remembered more as we were performing it. But when we did the part on the floor, with the knees...YEOW. I hurt so BAD. But i kept going. didn't wanna look like no fool. I was so happy to be on the floor face down at the end, i was in pain. we gathered everything and got offstage. YIKEs my knee was killing me, pfft the security wanted to get the paramedics. pfft, i didn't need that shit. i saw hip hop. It was cute and very interesting..it was only a minute long though. i also didn't need to lose the rest of the group...made me walk all around by myself. gah. they were having a meeting about the new gigs that sprung up. two television offers, the AV fair and a party, we're gonna get paid...finally. after talking to chester the arresta and poorman, we got some blue pepsi...it makes me gassy ! we took pictures and went to my house. some people changed and we rushed to get presents for Nate, it was his b-day. So we bought donuts~! We went to his house, it was a blast..that kid is gonna go places, i swear. We bailed at like 9:30 and went to Raci's dad's party. That was fun too. dude i got home at like 12:30 and i plopped on my bed and fell asleep.

CaptainVocke: this rabbit wiil keep my occupied for hours
YeLLoDuCKiE1: yeah, sosko sent me that link and long time ago and i've been playing with it since.
CaptainVocke: such a silly thing
YeLLoDuCKiE1: sosko or the rabbit?
CaptainVocke: both
YeLLoDuCKiE1: lol